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UTorrent

2009-11-09T11:02:31Z

Nifty: /* How to Create a Torrent */

{{lowercase|title=µTorrent}}

== Notice of allowed uTorrent version ==
Due to a nasty security flaw rcently discovered in a beta of uTorrent 1.8, and the fact that this vulnerability affects prior versions of uTorrent going quite a way back, versions of uTorrent prior to 1.7.7 are presently banned on TMB's tracker.

In time, uTorrent 1.7.7 will also be banned. However, as many TMB users run uTorrent 1.7.7, a grace period has been allowed for before 1.7.7 is also banned. Please upgrdae to 1.8 final.

==Summary==

µTorrent is a very small and fast BitTorrent client. It needs very little memory and can run on almost any computer, fast or slow. Unlike Azureus, it does not rely on external software to run. It is recommended for users that want enough control over their torrents but also want to use their computer for other things simultaneously.

µTorrent (pronounced as 'micro-torrent') can be downloaded at [http://www.utorrent.com http://www.utorrent.com].

'''This Guide is based on µTorrent version 1.7.2. If you have an older version, please upgrade!'''

'''NB. atm this wiki is currently out of date as a new version has been released. i will sort it out as soon as possible ~Sir~'''

''I'm sorting it out right now. I'll remove the notice when I'm done. -DWSR''

'''Updated Sections:'''
* Summary
* How to Change your Port
* How To Setup Auto-Downloading via RSS

'''To Do'''
* How To Create a Torrent
* How To Setup a TMB Search Feed
* Can µTorrent Be Skinned?
* At A Glance...
* Changelog

==How to Change your port==

You will need to do this if you receive the following error message: "Rejected by tracker - Port xxxx is blacklisted" when trying to download.

Go to Options->Preferences (or hit Ctrl+P). This will open the Preferences window. Select ''Connection'' from the list on the left. You will see the following window:

[[Image:Connection.PNG]]

'''Port Used For Incoming Connections:''' This is what you need to change. it can be anything other than the ports from 6881 to 6889, and its up to you what you choose. However, it is recommended to choose something between 50000 and 60000. These ports are not commonly used for anything else. Refrain from using a number below 1024. These are known as service ports and are reserved for specific programs/tasks. You can use the Random Port button to automatically generate a random port number

'''Randomize port each time µTorrent starts:''' This option can be useful if your ISP monitors your Internet traffic or attempts to Throttle bandwidth used by P2P (Peer to Peer) applications (which BitTorrent is). '''Note:''' If you have this option selected and are doing manual port forwarding, you will need to change that forwarding every time you start µTorrent in order to make sure that you are [[One Stop Ratio Shop#Why being Clever is Good For Your Ratio|connectable]].

'''Enable UPnP port mapping:''' This should be ticked. This may save you having to do any manual port forwarding if you are behind a router and your router supports [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UPnP UPnP].

'''Enable NAT-PMP port mapping:''' This is essentially the same as the previous option and also should be ticked. NAT-PMP stands for [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NAT-PMP Network Address Translation Port Mapping Protocol] and is simply a different method of achieving the same end result. Chances are that, between UPnP and NAT-PMP, µTorrent will be able to automatically forward the correct port to your computer.

'''Add uTorrent to Windows Firewall exceptions (Windows XP SP2 or later):''' This should be ticked. You don't want a firewall blocking your downloads!

You can ignore the other options for now. Once thats been done, click OK to exit the Preferences window. Next, we're going to test your connection to make sure your port is properly forwarded.

Go to Options -> Speed Guide (Ctrl+G) and click the 'Test if port is forwarded correctly' button. It will run a little test and tell you if it is. This will open a browser window to show you the results. If you receive an error, you may have to manually forward ports from your router to your computer. This can happen on school/university networks. You can also do a quick visual check to see if everything is working correctly by looking at the Network Status light at the bottom of the uTorrent window. Please note that this method is not 100% accurate, while the previous test method is.

'''Red:''' Something is wrong. Run the connection test. (Means you are not 'connectable') (Usually caused by unforwarded ports)

'''Yellow:''' At the moment there are no imcoming connections. (If this never turns green, run the connection test to check if it's OK.)

'''Green:''' You have successfully received an incoming connection, which means that your ports are forwarded and that everything is working like it should. (You are connectable). Hooray!

==How to Create a Torrent==

1. Put the file you want to torrent into a folder. Make sure you name all files and folders neatly and tidy up the file's tags with a program such as mp3tag --> [http://www.mp3tag.de/en]

2. Before attempting to create the torrent, search themixingbowl.org '''very thoroughly''' to check that the mix or show hasn't already been uploaded - use the search function, making sure to tick the 'including dead torrents' box. Duplicates are only allowed where every attempt has been made to find a seeder for a dead torrent but none have appeared after a reasonable amount of time.

3. IMPORTANT - You must make sure this folder includes the mixing bowl .nfo, found here --> [http://themixingbowl.org/static/www.themixingbowl.org.nfo] - Click File --> Save As then save the .nfo file in the folder that you are making into a torrent. Also try to include in the folder :-

- A tracklist, written in Notepad or Word.
- Any .cue files that the file may have.
- Any other relevant information. The more detail about the file's source you can
include, the better.

4. Open µTorrent

5. Click File --> Create New Torrent

6. Click 'Add Directory' --> find the folder you're torrenting and select it.

7. From the [https://themixingbowl.org/torrent/upload Upload] screen, cut and paste your personal announce url into the Trackers field in uTorrent.

8. In 'Comments', put this --> "www.themixingbowl.org"

9. Check 'Private Torrent'

10. Click 'Create and Save As'

11. Once it's torrented, save the .torrent file to your hard drive

12. On themixingbowl.org, click '[http://themixingbowl.org/upload.php Upload]' in the 'Torrents' menu

13. Fill in all the details '''''very carefully'''''

14. At the bottom of the page is the "Torrent Files Only" section. you need to click the '''''"BROWSE"''''' button and navigate to the area on your hard drive where you saved the torrent file you just created in '''''STEP 11.'''''

15. Once that has been done and you have filled in all the info Click ''''''Upload torrent''''''

16. Bingo!

==How to Setup auto-downloading via RSS==

===Install===

The first thing to note is you don't need to download any external program - µTorrent has RSS built in!

===Configuration===

Click on the RSS icon (2nd rightmost button) or go Options > RSS Downloader (Ctrl+R). A window that looks like the following will show up:

[[Image:RSS.PNG]]

This is the window where you add 'feeds'. A feed is simply something that will tell µTorrent where to find torrent files. The basic format for the TMB RSS feed is:

<nowiki>http://themixingbowl.org/rss.xml</nowiki>

If you'd like to name the feed (to keep it organized, for example), then simply add 'Name|' before the feed's URL, so that it looks something like this:

<nowiki>TheMixingBowl|http://themixingbowl.org/rss.xml</nowiki>

'''Do not add spaces before or after the '|'.''' Next, there special commands that you can add in order to customize the feed to only display certain categories or genres. More about that can be found [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=45236 in this thread]. However, for right now, let's set up the feed to only give us Reader Mixes that are labeled as house:

<nowiki>TheMixingBowl|http://themixingbowl.org/rss.php?cat=6&genre=4</nowiki>

The last step is to add authentication data, or to give µTorrent information that it needs in order to access the feed. There are 2 ways that you can do this:

# Simply add your username and password into the URL, like so:
#* <nowiki>TheMixingBowl|http://username:password@themixingbowl.org/rss.xml?cat=6&genre=4</nowiki>
# For those people who don't like their login information out in the open, you can use the alternative format. This requires you to grab the UID and pass out of your internet browser's (IE, Firefox, Opera, etc.) [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTTP_cookie cookie].
#* IE users will find their cookies in %UserProfile%\Cookies
#* Firefox users will find their cookies in Tools -> Options -> Privacy -> Cookies -> View Cookies
#* Opera users will find their cookies in Tools -> Advanced -> Cookies, but they must scroll down manually, find doesn't work
#* Users of other browsers will have to consult their browser's documentation

Once you have the UID and pass, you can add them to the the URL in the following way:

<nowiki>TheMixingBowl|http://themixingbowl.org/rss.xml?cat=6&genre=4:COOKIE:uid=1234;pass=ds0a987hahd</nowiki>

'''Don't forget to replace the example UID and pass with your own.''' I prefer the second method because it doesn't directly reveal my password. You can change your UID and pass at any time by logging out and back into TMB. Once you do this, you will have to update your feed in µTorrent to reflect the new values.

===Setting Up Filters===

I feel that these filters are redundant, now that you can customize the feed to only a certain category/genre, however I have included them here as a reference.

In the same window as before, click the Favourites tab. This window will appear:

[[Image:RSSFavs.PNG]]

Then, name the filter whatever you like. After that, fill in the following values.

'''Filter:''' What you're looking for. Do not enter plain text here. You'll need to use the following wildcards to get a match:
* <nowiki>*</nowiki> means any number of characters.
* ? means any 1 character.

You can also use the '|' (pipe) character to represent 'or'. For example, say I want to search our example feed (from above) for Essential Mixes done by Deep Dish or Pendulum. I would enter the following into the Filter box:

<nowiki>*Deep?Dish*|*Pendulum*</nowiki>

'''Not:''' This is for entering values so that µTorrent will ignore a torrent. Probably more useful on other sites with proper scene release names, but I'll still mention it here. Works identically to the Filter box.

'''Save in:''' Designate the folder that you want the files in the torrent to download to. ''This box is required unless you use µTorrent's 'Put new downloads in:' option''

'''Feed:''' Whether or not to apply the filter you have created to all of the feeds you have µTorrent reading, or only a specific one. Select the feed you created earlier.

'''Everything else:''' You can ignore it. They are more useful on feeds that have a larger variety of content.

After you've finished everything, simply close the window. Changes are automatically saved.

PS The History tab shows you what µTorrent has downloaded in the past (subject to the filters you've created) and the Releases tab shows the entire feed.

PPS Also make sure that Options->Preferences->Downloads->Don't Start the Download Automatically is not ticked. If it is, the torrent will not automatically start.

==How to setup a TMB search feed==

This will allow you to search all of TMB's torrents from uTorrent's interface!

Options > preferences > apperance
(if using 1.6.1 its in = Options > preferences > Advanced > User Interface)

search 'strings' work the the following way : 'your name for search/site' | 'the search url'

paste this into the box to have a search named TMB:

<nowiki>TMB|https://themixingbowl.org/torrent/?search=%s</nowiki>

You should now see this: [[Image:Searchstring.jpg]]

now go click and select it in the top corner!

Like This:[[Image:SearchTMB.jpg]]

==Can uTorrent Be Skinned??==

Yes! download skins here:[[http://www.utorrent.com/skins.php]]. FAQ is also included!

==At a glance...==

The current version (1.5) contains:
* Multiple simultaneous downloads
* Configurable bandwidth scheduler
* Global and per-torrent speed limiting
* Quick-resumes interrupted transfers
* RSS Downloader
* Trackerless support (Mainline DHT)

==Changelog (version 1.5)==

* 2006-03-08: Version 1.5 (build 437)
* Change: Lower # of pieces started at the same time
* Fix: Fix issue when compact allocation getting enabled even though it's off
* Fix: Tab icons now transparent

* 2006-03-07: Version 1.5 (build 436)
* Feature: Setting to determine the number of µTorrent users.
* Feature: Use icons instead of network ok/nat error
* Feature: Auto detect read cache size
* Feature: Language file can be auto updated
* Feature: Keys can be used in main listview to move to the right item
* Feature: New easter egg
* Feature: RSS Help button
* Feature: Reorder RSS favorites
* Feature: If user is running from temporary internet files, prompt to install it.
* Feature: Added popup menu to easily change if the scheduler/dht is enabled.
* Feature: Added log-to-file option in logger.
* Feature: Option to always prioritize the rarest pieces.
* Feature: Added active/inactive categories in category list
* Feature: DEL key works in RSS history, and the last item is selected
* Feature: RSS history remembers only 500-600 items
* Feature: XML parser supports # tags
* Feature: Determine the values to show in the speed popup list automatically.
* Feature: Category list to filter main torrent list.
* Feature: Propagate encryption support through PEX
* Feature: Choose what happens on double click in torrent list
* Feature: Show a special message if utorrent crashes while NOD32 is active.
* Feature: Added scheduler mode to seed only (hold Shift button)
* Feature: Support min_interval key
* Feature: Ctrl Up/Down to move up/down a torrent
* Feature: Show average up/down speed since start.
* Feature: Show encryption status in Flags field
* Feature: Copy hosts from peer list
* Feature: Peer Exchange (only with µT peers for now)
* Feature: Protocol Encryption
* Feature: Bypass Windows XP Firewall
* Feature: Make torrent prioritized from add torrent window
* Feature: RSS toolbar button
* Feature: Smart RSS episode filtering - avoids downloading the same ep twice.
* Feature: ESC minimizes
* Change: Rearranged settings dialog
* Change: Default to priorizing rarest pieces
* Change: Switch default theme
* Change: Skip hidden/system files when creating torrent.
* Change: Right align some columns.
* Change: Remove spaces from urls in RSS feeds
* Change: DHT binds UDP socket to net.bind_ip
* Change: Smarter block hashing, tries to avoid re-reading from the file if possible.
* Change: Tracker connections obey max_halfopen/max_connections
* Change: Switching folder in the Add window tries to detect if you point at an already downloaded folder.
* Change: Added support for " in XML parser
* Change: Optimized disk-io
* Change: coalesce_writes defaults to true
* Change: &Exit to E&xit
* Change: Show up/down arrows in listview headers
* Change: Rearranged some stuff in the settings dialog
* Change: Add FAQ to the help menu
* Change: Use UTF-8 instead of utf-8 in created torrents.
* Change: Min autodetected piecesize is now 64k.
* Change: Remember last active RSS page.
* Change: Don't increase counters while paused.
* Change: Auto detect if RSS feed uses latin1 or utf8.
* Change: Sort by scrape peers instead of connected peers
* Change: Relevance rounds up instead of down.
* Change: Rename langpack to utorrent.lng.
* Change: If langpack is in the exedir, it gets installed to APPDATA.
* Change: Remember if torrents have errored when you restart
* Change: Optimizations to piecepicker algorithm
* Change: Fast/Slow pieces
* Change: Simplified encryption settings
* Change: Support langpack.zip with translations.
* Change: Don't download first/last piece of a file first. Can be re-enabled.
* Change: Added a black down image to the spyglass icon
* Change: Protect webui with a password
* Change: Include beta build # in http requests.
* Change: Show <Search Here> in the search box.
* Change: Open partfile in read only mode if read/write fails.
* Change: Read cache uses less CPU
* Change: Support paths >260 chars.
* Change: Icons in RSS Releases (thanks TVTAD)
* Change: RSS Not filtering matches full release name
* Change: RSS Reader supports more date formats
* Change: Adjusted some lazy bitfield parameters
* Change: Renamed to RSS Downloader
* Change: Allow deleting multiple history lines at the same time
* Change: Improvements to RSS parser
* Change: Pause button toggles
* Change: net.low_cpu defaults to false.
* Change: Reworked network code for faster speeds.
* Change: Add torrent dialog defaults to whatever folder entered in settings
* Change: Added some qualities to rss reader
* Change: Changed date format
* Fix: Work better when large fonts are used.
* Fix: Prevent windows from going above pixel 0.
* Fix: Ratio on generals tab wasn't computed exactly like the main list.
* Fix: Crash bug with columns
* Fix: Better support for adjusted computer clock.
* Fix: Don't behave incorrectly if 0-byte files are deleted by the user.
* Fix: If the torrent storage path hasn't been created, create it.
* Fix: Fix a crash related to language packs.
* Fix: Superseeding works better
* Fix: RSS feeds are utf8-decoded
* Fix: Deleting from RSS history forgot about sorting
* Fix: Disallow some more characters from filenames
* Fix: Crash when deleting multiple items from RSS history
* Fix: RSS parser parsed month bad for some timestamps.
* Fix: Fixed crash in torrent creator
* Fix: Ipfilter memory leak
* Fix: Support mixes of name and name.utf8
* Fix: Sorting reverse by name didn't work
* Fix: Improved autoload so it waits a bit if the file hasn't fully been written to disk yet.
* Fix: Stop ALL torrents when scheduler is active.
* Fix: When moving a complete download, use the name entered in the add dialog instead of the default.

==External links==
*[http://www.utorrent.com Official Site]
*[irc://irc.p2p-network.net/utorrent Official IRC Channel]

[[Category:Bittorrent Client Guide]]

Azureus

2009-11-09T11:01:24Z

Nifty: /* How to create a torrent */

{{Infobox BitTorrent clients|name=Azureus
|latest_stable_release=2.5.0.0 (August, 2006)
|operating_system=Cross-platform
|url=http://azureus.sourceforge.net/}}

__FORCETOC__

==How to create a torrent==

1. Put the file you want to torrent into a folder. Make sure you name all files and folders neatly and tidy up the file's tags with a program such as mp3tag --> [http://www.mp3tag.de/en]

2. Before attempting to create the torrent, search themixingbowl.org '''very thoroughly''' to check that the mix or show hasn't already been uploaded - use the search function, making sure to tick the 'including dead torrents' box. Duplicates are only allowed where every attempt has been made to find a seeder for a dead torrent but none have appeared after a reasonable amount of time.

3. IMPORTANT - You must make sure this folder includes the mixing bowl .nfo, found here --> [http://themixingbowl.org/static/www.themixingbowl.org.nfo] - Click File --> Save As then save the .nfo file in the folder that you are making into a torrent. Also try to include in the folder :-

*A tracklist, written in Notepad or Word.
*Any .cue files that the file may have.
*Any other relevant information. The more detail about the file's source you can include, the better.

4. Open Azureus

5. Click File --> New Torrent...

6. Enter the following in the 'Announce URL' box: "http://tracker.themixingbowl.org/announce.php" (copy and paste link)

7. Click --> Directory

8. Enter the following in the 'Comment:' box: "www.themixingbowl.org". Your 'Make a Torrent' window should now match the following image:

[[Image:AzTutorial01.gif|thumb|center|500px|Double check you have entered the Announce URL correctly and click Next]]

9. On the next screen browse to the location of the folder created in Step 1

[[Image:AzTutorial02.gif|thumb|center|500px|Once you have found the correct folder select OK and click Next]]

10. This screen asks for the name of the torrent to be created, leave it the same as the folder you have created. It also asks for piece size, leave this as auto. Select the "private torrent - only except peers from tracker" this will keep your ratio up to date with the tracker. Pressing finish creates the torrent.

[[Image:AzTutorial03.gif|thumb|center|500px|Select --> "private torrent - only except peers from the tracker"]]

Well done you're half way there!

11. Next you need to go to the [http://www.themixingbowl.org/upload.php upload page]

12. Fill in all the details '''''very carefully'''''

13. Click 'Do it!'

[[Image:AzTutorial04.gif|frame|center|Click on the filename (e.g. Boom Monk Ben January 2006 mix.torrent) and open torrent in Azureus]]

14. Open the .torrent file in Azureus, in the 'Location to save data:' window point it to the location of the folder created in Step 1

15. Azureus should then check that the folder is there and complete, then after a few seconds it will drop to the bottom window and begin seeding.

16. Sit back, watch everyone uploading from you and pat yourself on the back for a job well done.

==How do I set up Azureus to auto download torrents via RSS feed?==
I've compiled this little walkthrough from a few of my other posts for anybody interested in using the RSSFeed Scanner plugin with Azureus to automate the downloading of certain types of torrents. I use this to grab every Breezeblock that is uploaded, but you could equally well use it to grab everthing that's upped by a particular artist.

==='''Installation'''===
*Grab the RSSFeed Scanner plugin from [http://azureus.sourceforge.net/plugin_list.php/ here]
*Install plugin
*Exit Azureus if it's running
*Make a new folder in your Azureus plugins folder (C:\program files\azureus\plugins is the usual location) and call it RSSFeed
*Extract the zip file you downloaded into the new folder
*Restart Azureus, it should autodetect the new plugin, although I can't remember if it actually tells you it has

==='''Configuration'''===
*Select RSSFeed from the Plugins menu at the top
*A new tab should open in Azureus with the title RSSFeed Scanner, select the options sub-tab
*Top left where it says RSS Feed URLs: click the + sign
*The right side should now say Options: and show a few text boxes and tick boxes
*Give the feed a name, e.g. Mixing Bowl...
*In the URL box type "http://themixingbowl.org/rss.php?user=username&pass=password" without the quotes and remembering to replace username and password with your own
*You can set a default download location using the Directory box, but it's not compulsory
*Leave everything else as it is, but make sure you tick the Active: box so the feed is enabled
*Go back to the Status sub-tab, it should now be showing "Mixing Bowl" under Feed/Title. You may need to right click and Refresh Feed to see the items

What you need to do next is setup filters that tell the plugin what you want to download.

==='''Setting Up Filters'''===
*On the Options sub-tab of the RSSFeed Scanner tab, click on the + next to the Filters section, bottom left

That will open up a whole load of text boxes on the right half of your screen for you to input the details of your new filter. As an example I'll use the filter I set up to grab all the Breezeblocks that come up on here :

*'''Name :''' Breezeblocks
*'''Directory :''' ''Designate the folder that you want the torrents to download to''
*'''Filter :''' breeze (this is the important bit - the plugin will search all the torrents for any occurance of "breeze")
*'''Options :''' Make sure Filter searches title and Filter searches link are both ticked
*'''Feed :''' Mixing Bowl (''select the feed you have just created'')
*'''Type :''' Not important for this situation, leave it on None
*'''Active :''' ''Make sure Enabled is selected!''
*'''Mode :''' Pass!

Click on the save button and you're done. You should now have a filter named Breezeblocks showing in the list on the left side with a tick in the box next to it. If so, you're up and running and can now leave it to get on with downloading anything that is uploaded that matches the filter.

==Azureus Version 2.0.2.2==
* '''is banned from TMB'''

==External links==
*[http://azureus.sourceforge.net/ Official website]
*[http://www.azureuswiki.com/index.php/Main_Page Azureus wiki]
*[http://sourceforge.net/projects/azureus/ Azureus project page] on [[SourceForge]]
*[http://nodezilla.net/wiki/pmwiki.php/Docs/AzureusPlugin Nodezilla plugin wiki]
*[http://www.linuxp2p.com/wiki/index.php?title=Azureus The Beginner's Guide to Azureus]
*[http://torrentpack.com/guideindexpage.html A Complete BitTorrent Guide and Associated Tools]

[[Category:Bittorrent Client Guide]]

TMBisms

2009-01-17T19:26:44Z

Nifty: /* Pella */

==A jaybeee==
To do a "jaybeee" is to be the first to post on a new page in an existing thread without referencing any previous post; so anyone who reads it doesn't know what the hell you are on about [http://www.themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=5417&page=100].

[[Image:Oh-noes-i-have-jaybeeeeed.gif]]

A [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/User:Jaybeee jaybeee], often amusingly misspelled Jaybee [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=18715&page=2#139775], is also a type of TMB admin.

==Android Name==
Real TMBers; the popular top notch in-crowd of bowlers, all have an android name which is secret and only they know about.
To get in with the cool kids you should PM your android name to [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/User:Nifty Nifty] so he can add it to the android name database. Within a week you will find whole new world of online popularity opening up to you.

To figure out your android name follow these steps carefully:

It's your full name, followed by your main credit or debit card number, followed by your full address, followed by the expiry date of the card, followed by the card type, followed by the security number on the signature strip and the issue number (switch cards only).

REMEMBER: Your android name only becomes valid once you have PMed it to [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/User:Nifty Nifty].

==Awwww, blee, just install iy nor==
Just one of the teachings imparted by our esteemed Commander-in-Chief, Coptang.

==Camals camals==
'''Jesus Jesus never come near''' 
Jesus Jesus never come near 
Because I don't want you here 
Jesus Jesus never fear 
Really Jesus never fear 
 
'''Chorus''' 
Jesus Jesus good old 
Jesus I can say 
Jesus Jesus thank you for this lovely day 
 
camals camals

==irv'ing (or to irv)==
Synonymous to making something FUBAR (fucked up beyond all recognition) in the manner of the TMB admin by the same name. Also synonymous with "DWSR'ing" or "Clouseau'ing" as this entry ironically screwed up the alphabetical order of the TMB'ism wiki after DWSR added it. Both synonyms coined by kbatman. However, it should be noted that DWSR ''''claimed'''' he screwed up the entry on purpose, in order to give an example of what it is 'to irv'.

==irvinator or to be ''irv'inated''==
Is an aggressive variation of irv'ing, whereby the irv'ing is intentionally done to a victim of choice by irv. It is usually manifested in the form of a funny change to ones avatart or custom title. Most notable victims include Hoozn and Hungryanteater.

[[Image:Irvinator.jpg‎|thumb|none|300px|The Irvinator]]

==Bid voyeurism==
To watch bids on e-bay with the intent to causing mental instability to the person selling the item being watched, bid voyeurs will try to encourage others to join in "the watch" and maybe even ask the seller random questions that are likely to incite "bay rage"[http://www.themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=43023]

==Drugs Are Bad, mmkay?==
Drugs are bad
[[Image:DSC00078.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Drugs Are Bad]]

==Fart in your mouth, slap some taint==
The greatest put-down in the history of the modern put-down. First recorded in tmb-irc circa 2006.

==Fucky you guy (aka ocoisa)==
fucky you...
I am a stupid motherfucker and my IP has been blocked.
I would love to stay and converse like a rational human being, but since I had a large penis inserted in my ear it has made it almost impossible for me to act in any other way than the plankton that I am

==Goosing==
An act of sexual aggression but with no harm intended. Practised by Rees and other no good student types!!!

==Hot Blocker==
Coined by irv.

Any ugly fucker that stands between you and a hotty on public transport (particularly the Tube), obscuring your view of said hotty and therefore ruining the only joy that public transport has to offer.

==Houston==
I am not from there.

=="I Wanna Upload" Muppet==
A person who wants to contribute to TMB by sharing stuff but clearly cannot read HUGE RED LETTERS. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=158 Look Here]

==Jump the shark, to==
According to cipater72, "jumping the shark" is "a reference to when something has become convoluted and a parody of itself, it loses sight of its former goals and becomes silly and meaningless. It comes from the programme Happy Days and was seen as a season too far when Fonzie jumped over a shark whilst water skiing". And dont even try to call this definition in question, because cipater72 is a resident who already donated to themixingbowl :)

==Libble==
An insignificant or nominal amount, particularly (but not necessarily) in reference to bittorrent sites, e.g. "What.cd and Waffles are neck-and-neck, more or less - give or take a Libble."

==Medal==
You get this TMB classic for incredibly l33t achievements like uploading 100GB (w00t??? respeeect maaan) or being a member for a year (its harder than you think thanks to the shiny red admin button). And if you should take it too seriously, check out the definition of [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/TMBisms#Whoopdy_Fucking_Do Whoopdy Fuckin Do] ;-)
[[Image:medal.jpg|thumb|none|200px|The Medal]]

==New Job==
Something apparently not only worth posting about on TMB in its own thread, but also worth telling people you know in real life after you've read somebody else got one. May also be accompanied by a news announcement on the main page. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=42275&page=1 Example]
[[Image:2wenty6ix.jpg|thumb|none|200px|New job announcement]]

==NSFW==
Acronym for "Not Safe For Work" but potentially means "Not suitable for anybody anywhere." If you are easily offended, in the presence of minors or using a publicly viewable computer you should not enter a forum thread marked NSFW. Expect to be offended at some point but mostly expect to see lovely human females in various states of undress. Always check links before clicking, unless you really want to find out about Tub Girl and Meatspin.

==Owl flirting==
A euphemism for "having an erection", e.g. "Don't mind the dog; one can only expect such a welcome when he's flirting with the owl as he is." - luvtub[http://www.themixingbowl.org/userdetails.php?id=511]

[[Image:Alanowl0dq.jpg|thumb|left|200px|No Wai!]][[Image:Hootvz7.jpg|none|thumb|208px|Mag!]]

==Pella==
Acapella collection, most notably uploaded by Plugg

==RICHA==
The Renegade Internet Cat Hating Alliance [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/RICHA]
==Spaceship==
[[Image:ShingoSpaceship.jpg]]

Misunderstood, misused and mis-interpreted. pentry hates it, irv loves it, sHiNgO never really explained himself.

==Taint==
Anatomical reference, specifically female human, a.k.a. perineum, chinrest : derived from "T'aint pussy, t'aint ass."

==The Random Thread a.k.a "Ouch"[http://tmb.dj/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=9691&page=1]==

"So, you can see that it's green, and it's not even a new one!"

==Tit Monday==
That special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of nork.

==Titso==
Phenomenally gifted [http://themixingbowl.org/browse.php?incldead=1&anor=or&search=essential&sort=added/ Trance] DJ with teh 1337 Fisher Price sk1llz. Nickname coined by Vital1c. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=29041&page=1#228616]
[[Image:Tiesto_turntables.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Titso showing off M4d sk1llz]]
[[Image:ravers.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Titso fans!]]

==#themixingbowl==

Habituated by the small number of TMB members who can figure out how to use IRC. Gay innuendo and Vito's tales of dog rape are the order of the day. #themixingbowl is a sanctuary for TMB's most bitter and twisted individuals. There is nothing better than after a long hard day of wanking at work to jump into #themixingbowl and enjoy a spit-roasting. Beware of the lurkers, chances are its your mum and she wont be happy about the naughty words you have been saying.

The best banter to be had when everyone is fucked up on Stella.

BTW, Rad hates M$ and we thank Mook for the endless enjoyment he provides by entertaining his rants.

==The Daddy==

When you haven't uploaded enough he comes to your house and shits on your settee. It takes weeks to get rid of the smell, not to mention his entourage of Tong-crazed pilled-up lunatics.
[[Image:coptang.jpg|thumb|none|300px|I can see your settee from here.......]]

==Whoopdy Fucking Do==
while not originating on TMB, it has, courtesy of Snykch[http://themixingbowl.org/userdetails.php?id=2738], become a standard cynical and withering reply to self-fellating threads, e.g. "My 10th Post", "I've uploaded a megabyte!", "I'm 1 Year Old!!!" etc. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=6498&page=2#82361]

==Widging (or to Widge)==
Losing ones job due to excessive use of the broadweb whilst at work, this includes 'Bowling, emailing and looking at too much (is there such a thing?) porn whilst you are supposed to be doing the job your frickin' paid to do!!!!

==Wiki==
A mythical place that exists only in legend. [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/]

TMBisms

2009-01-17T19:25:28Z

Nifty: Added RICHA

==A jaybeee==
To do a "jaybeee" is to be the first to post on a new page in an existing thread without referencing any previous post; so anyone who reads it doesn't know what the hell you are on about [http://www.themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=5417&page=100].

[[Image:Oh-noes-i-have-jaybeeeeed.gif]]

A [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/User:Jaybeee jaybeee], often amusingly misspelled Jaybee [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=18715&page=2#139775], is also a type of TMB admin.

==Android Name==
Real TMBers; the popular top notch in-crowd of bowlers, all have an android name which is secret and only they know about.
To get in with the cool kids you should PM your android name to [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/User:Nifty Nifty] so he can add it to the android name database. Within a week you will find whole new world of online popularity opening up to you.

To figure out your android name follow these steps carefully:

It's your full name, followed by your main credit or debit card number, followed by your full address, followed by the expiry date of the card, followed by the card type, followed by the security number on the signature strip and the issue number (switch cards only).

REMEMBER: Your android name only becomes valid once you have PMed it to [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/User:Nifty Nifty].

==Awwww, blee, just install iy nor==
Just one of the teachings imparted by our esteemed Commander-in-Chief, Coptang.

==Camals camals==
'''Jesus Jesus never come near''' 
Jesus Jesus never come near 
Because I don't want you here 
Jesus Jesus never fear 
Really Jesus never fear 
 
'''Chorus''' 
Jesus Jesus good old 
Jesus I can say 
Jesus Jesus thank you for this lovely day 
 
camals camals

==irv'ing (or to irv)==
Synonymous to making something FUBAR (fucked up beyond all recognition) in the manner of the TMB admin by the same name. Also synonymous with "DWSR'ing" or "Clouseau'ing" as this entry ironically screwed up the alphabetical order of the TMB'ism wiki after DWSR added it. Both synonyms coined by kbatman. However, it should be noted that DWSR ''''claimed'''' he screwed up the entry on purpose, in order to give an example of what it is 'to irv'.

==irvinator or to be ''irv'inated''==
Is an aggressive variation of irv'ing, whereby the irv'ing is intentionally done to a victim of choice by irv. It is usually manifested in the form of a funny change to ones avatart or custom title. Most notable victims include Hoozn and Hungryanteater.

[[Image:Irvinator.jpg‎|thumb|none|300px|The Irvinator]]

==Bid voyeurism==
To watch bids on e-bay with the intent to causing mental instability to the person selling the item being watched, bid voyeurs will try to encourage others to join in "the watch" and maybe even ask the seller random questions that are likely to incite "bay rage"[http://www.themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=43023]

==Drugs Are Bad, mmkay?==
Drugs are bad
[[Image:DSC00078.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Drugs Are Bad]]

==Fart in your mouth, slap some taint==
The greatest put-down in the history of the modern put-down. First recorded in tmb-irc circa 2006.

==Fucky you guy (aka ocoisa)==
fucky you...
I am a stupid motherfucker and my IP has been blocked.
I would love to stay and converse like a rational human being, but since I had a large penis inserted in my ear it has made it almost impossible for me to act in any other way than the plankton that I am

==Goosing==
An act of sexual aggression but with no harm intended. Practised by Rees and other no good student types!!!

==Hot Blocker==
Coined by irv.

Any ugly fucker that stands between you and a hotty on public transport (particularly the Tube), obscuring your view of said hotty and therefore ruining the only joy that public transport has to offer.

==Houston==
I am not from there.

=="I Wanna Upload" Muppet==
A person who wants to contribute to TMB by sharing stuff but clearly cannot read HUGE RED LETTERS. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=158 Look Here]

==Jump the shark, to==
According to cipater72, "jumping the shark" is "a reference to when something has become convoluted and a parody of itself, it loses sight of its former goals and becomes silly and meaningless. It comes from the programme Happy Days and was seen as a season too far when Fonzie jumped over a shark whilst water skiing". And dont even try to call this definition in question, because cipater72 is a resident who already donated to themixingbowl :)

==Libble==
An insignificant or nominal amount, particularly (but not necessarily) in reference to bittorrent sites, e.g. "What.cd and Waffles are neck-and-neck, more or less - give or take a Libble."

==Medal==
You get this TMB classic for incredibly l33t achievements like uploading 100GB (w00t??? respeeect maaan) or being a member for a year (its harder than you think thanks to the shiny red admin button). And if you should take it too seriously, check out the definition of [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/TMBisms#Whoopdy_Fucking_Do Whoopdy Fuckin Do] ;-)
[[Image:medal.jpg|thumb|none|200px|The Medal]]

==New Job==
Something apparently not only worth posting about on TMB in its own thread, but also worth telling people you know in real life after you've read somebody else got one. May also be accompanied by a news announcement on the main page. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=42275&page=1 Example]
[[Image:2wenty6ix.jpg|thumb|none|200px|New job announcement]]

==NSFW==
Acronym for "Not Safe For Work" but potentially means "Not suitable for anybody anywhere." If you are easily offended, in the presence of minors or using a publicly viewable computer you should not enter a forum thread marked NSFW. Expect to be offended at some point but mostly expect to see lovely human females in various states of undress. Always check links before clicking, unless you really want to find out about Tub Girl and Meatspin.

==Owl flirting==
A euphemism for "having an erection", e.g. "Don't mind the dog; one can only expect such a welcome when he's flirting with the owl as he is." - luvtub[http://www.themixingbowl.org/userdetails.php?id=511]

[[Image:Alanowl0dq.jpg|thumb|left|200px|No Wai!]][[Image:Hootvz7.jpg|none|thumb|208px|Mag!]]

==Pella==
Accapella collection, most notably uploaded by Plugg

==RICHA==
The Renegade Internet Cat Hating Alliance [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/RICHA]
==Spaceship==
[[Image:ShingoSpaceship.jpg]]

Misunderstood, misused and mis-interpreted. pentry hates it, irv loves it, sHiNgO never really explained himself.

==Taint==
Anatomical reference, specifically female human, a.k.a. perineum, chinrest : derived from "T'aint pussy, t'aint ass."

==The Random Thread a.k.a "Ouch"[http://tmb.dj/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=9691&page=1]==

"So, you can see that it's green, and it's not even a new one!"

==Tit Monday==
That special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of nork.

==Titso==
Phenomenally gifted [http://themixingbowl.org/browse.php?incldead=1&anor=or&search=essential&sort=added/ Trance] DJ with teh 1337 Fisher Price sk1llz. Nickname coined by Vital1c. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=29041&page=1#228616]
[[Image:Tiesto_turntables.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Titso showing off M4d sk1llz]]
[[Image:ravers.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Titso fans!]]

==#themixingbowl==

Habituated by the small number of TMB members who can figure out how to use IRC. Gay innuendo and Vito's tales of dog rape are the order of the day. #themixingbowl is a sanctuary for TMB's most bitter and twisted individuals. There is nothing better than after a long hard day of wanking at work to jump into #themixingbowl and enjoy a spit-roasting. Beware of the lurkers, chances are its your mum and she wont be happy about the naughty words you have been saying.

The best banter to be had when everyone is fucked up on Stella.

BTW, Rad hates M$ and we thank Mook for the endless enjoyment he provides by entertaining his rants.

==The Daddy==

When you haven't uploaded enough he comes to your house and shits on your settee. It takes weeks to get rid of the smell, not to mention his entourage of Tong-crazed pilled-up lunatics.
[[Image:coptang.jpg|thumb|none|300px|I can see your settee from here.......]]

==Whoopdy Fucking Do==
while not originating on TMB, it has, courtesy of Snykch[http://themixingbowl.org/userdetails.php?id=2738], become a standard cynical and withering reply to self-fellating threads, e.g. "My 10th Post", "I've uploaded a megabyte!", "I'm 1 Year Old!!!" etc. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=6498&page=2#82361]

==Widging (or to Widge)==
Losing ones job due to excessive use of the broadweb whilst at work, this includes 'Bowling, emailing and looking at too much (is there such a thing?) porn whilst you are supposed to be doing the job your frickin' paid to do!!!!

==Wiki==
A mythical place that exists only in legend. [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/]

TMBisms

2009-01-02T21:27:58Z

Nifty: Alphabetically sorted & spelling corrected.

==A jaybeee==
To do a "jaybeee" is to be the first to post on a new page in an existing thread without referencing any previous post; so anyone who reads it doesn't know what the hell you are on about [http://www.themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=5417&page=100].

[[Image:Oh-noes-i-have-jaybeeeeed.gif]]

A [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/User:Jaybeee jaybeee], often amusingly misspelled Jaybee [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=18715&page=2#139775], is also a type of TMB admin.

==Android Name==
Real TMBers; the popular top notch in-crowd of bowlers, all have an android name which is secret and only they know about.
To get in with the cool kids you should PM your android name to [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/User:Nifty Nifty] so he can add it to the android name database. Within a week you will find whole new world of online popularity opening up to you.

To figure out your android name follow these steps carefully:

It's your full name, followed by your main credit or debit card number, followed by your full address, followed by the expiry date of the card, followed by the card type, followed by the security number on the signature strip and the issue number (switch cards only).

REMEMBER: Your android name only becomes valid once you have PMed it to [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/User:Nifty Nifty].

==Awwww, blee, just install iy nor==
Just one of the teachings imparted by our esteemed Commander-in-Chief, Coptang.

==Camals camals==
'''Jesus Jesus never come near''' 
Jesus Jesus never come near 
Because I don't want you here 
Jesus Jesus never fear 
Really Jesus never fear 
 
'''Chorus''' 
Jesus Jesus good old 
Jesus I can say 
Jesus Jesus thank you for this lovely day 
 
camals camals

==irv'ing (or to irv)==
Synonymous to making something FUBAR (fucked up beyond all recognition) in the manner of the TMB admin by the same name. Also synonymous with "DWSR'ing" or "Clouseau'ing" as this entry ironically screwed up the alphabetical order of the TMB'ism wiki after DWSR added it. Both synonyms coined by kbatman. However, it should be noted that DWSR ''''claimed'''' he screwed up the entry on purpose, in order to give an example of what it is 'to irv'.

==irvinator or to be ''irv'inated''==
Is an aggressive variation of irv'ing, whereby the irv'ing is intentionally done to a victim of choice by irv. It is usually manifested in the form of a funny change to ones avatart or custom title. Most notable victims include Hoozn and Hungryanteater.

[[Image:Irvinator.jpg‎|thumb|none|300px|The Irvinator]]

==Bid voyeurism==
To watch bids on e-bay with the intent to causing mental instability to the person selling the item being watched, bid voyeurs will try to encourage others to join in "the watch" and maybe even ask the seller random questions that are likely to incite "bay rage"[http://www.themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=43023]

==Drugs Are Bad, mmkay?==
Drugs are bad
[[Image:DSC00078.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Drugs Are Bad]]

==Fart in your mouth, slap some taint==
The greatest put-down in the history of the modern put-down. First recorded in tmb-irc circa 2006.

==Fucky you guy (aka ocoisa)==
fucky you...
I am a stupid motherfucker and my IP has been blocked.
I would love to stay and converse like a rational human being, but since I had a large penis inserted in my ear it has made it almost impossible for me to act in any other way than the plankton that I am

==Goosing==
An act of sexual aggression but with no harm intended. Practised by Rees and other no good student types!!!

==Hot Blocker==
Coined by irv.

Any ugly fucker that stands between you and a hotty on public transport (particularly the Tube), obscuring your view of said hotty and therefore ruining the only joy that public transport has to offer.

==Houston==
I am not from there.

=="I Wanna Upload" Muppet==
A person who wants to contribute to TMB by sharing stuff but clearly cannot read HUGE RED LETTERS. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=158 Look Here]

==Jump the shark, to==
According to cipater72, "jumping the shark" is "a reference to when something has become convoluted and a parody of itself, it loses sight of its former goals and becomes silly and meaningless. It comes from the programme Happy Days and was seen as a season too far when Fonzie jumped over a shark whilst water skiing". And dont even try to call this definition in question, because cipater72 is a resident who already donated to themixingbowl :)

==Libble==
An insignificant or nominal amount, particularly (but not necessarily) in reference to bittorrent sites, e.g. "What.cd and Waffles are neck-and-neck, more or less - give or take a Libble."

==Medal==
You get this TMB classic for incredibly l33t achievements like uploading 100GB (w00t??? respeeect maaan) or being a member for a year (its harder than you think thanks to the shiny red admin button). And if you should take it too seriously, check out the definition of [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/TMBisms#Whoopdy_Fucking_Do Whoopdy Fuckin Do] ;-)
[[Image:medal.jpg|thumb|none|200px|The Medal]]

==New Job==
Something apparently not only worth posting about on TMB in its own thread, but also worth telling people you know in real life after you've read somebody else got one. May also be accompanied by a news announcement on the main page. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=42275&page=1 Example]
[[Image:2wenty6ix.jpg|thumb|none|200px|New job announcement]]

==NSFW==
Acronym for "Not Safe For Work" but potentially means "Not suitable for anybody anywhere." If you are easily offended, in the presence of minors or using a publicly viewable computer you should not enter a forum thread marked NSFW. Expect to be offended at some point but mostly expect to see lovely human females in various states of undress. Always check links before clicking, unless you really want to find out about Tub Girl and Meatspin.

==Owl flirting==
A euphemism for "having an erection", e.g. "Don't mind the dog; one can only expect such a welcome when he's flirting with the owl as he is." - luvtub[http://www.themixingbowl.org/userdetails.php?id=511]

[[Image:Alanowl0dq.jpg|thumb|left|200px|No Wai!]][[Image:Hootvz7.jpg|none|thumb|208px|Mag!]]

==Pella==
Accapella collection, most notably uploaded by Plugg

==Spaceship==
[[Image:ShingoSpaceship.jpg]]

Misunderstood, misused and mis-interpreted. pentry hates it, irv loves it, sHiNgO never really explained himself.

==Taint==
Anatomical reference, specifically female human, a.k.a. perineum, chinrest : derived from "T'aint pussy, t'aint ass."

==The Random Thread a.k.a "Ouch"[http://tmb.dj/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=9691&page=1]==

"So, you can see that it's green, and it's not even a new one!"

==Tit Monday==
That special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of nork.

==Titso==
Phenomenally gifted [http://themixingbowl.org/browse.php?incldead=1&anor=or&search=essential&sort=added/ Trance] DJ with teh 1337 Fisher Price sk1llz. Nickname coined by Vital1c. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=29041&page=1#228616]
[[Image:Tiesto_turntables.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Titso showing off M4d sk1llz]]
[[Image:ravers.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Titso fans!]]

==#themixingbowl==

Habituated by the small number of TMB members who can figure out how to use IRC. Gay innuendo and Vito's tales of dog rape are the order of the day. #themixingbowl is a sanctuary for TMB's most bitter and twisted individuals. There is nothing better than after a long hard day of wanking at work to jump into #themixingbowl and enjoy a spit-roasting. Beware of the lurkers, chances are its your mum and she wont be happy about the naughty words you have been saying.

The best banter to be had when everyone is fucked up on Stella.

BTW, Rad hates M$ and we thank Mook for the endless enjoyment he provides by entertaining his rants.

==The Daddy==

When you haven't uploaded enough he comes to your house and shits on your settee. It takes weeks to get rid of the smell, not to mention his entourage of Tong-crazed pilled-up lunatics.
[[Image:coptang.jpg|thumb|none|300px|I can see your settee from here.......]]

==Whoopdy Fucking Do==
while not originating on TMB, it has, courtesy of Snykch[http://themixingbowl.org/userdetails.php?id=2738], become a standard cynical and withering reply to self-fellating threads, e.g. "My 10th Post", "I've uploaded a megabyte!", "I'm 1 Year Old!!!" etc. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=6498&page=2#82361]

==Widging (or to Widge)==
Losing ones job due to excessive use of the broadweb whilst at work, this includes 'Bowling, emailing and looking at too much (is there such a thing?) porn whilst you are supposed to be doing the job your frickin' paid to do!!!!

==Wiki==
A mythical place that exists only in legend. [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/]

Uploading Guidelines

2009-01-02T21:18:47Z

Nifty: /* Torrent Tagging Guidelines */

{{Policy}}

Not everything written on this page is an unbreakable [[Rules|rule]]. There are times where it may be appropriate to ignore some guidelines, but if you're new to The Mixing Bowl you should probably follow them at all times until you've got a feel for the ethos of the site.

==General Uploading Etiquette==

* There are over 4,000 members here with uploading privelidges. '''You are not more important than anyone else'''.
* There are over 45,000 torrents in the database. '''Your upload is not more important than any other'''.
* Don't immediately upload lots of torrents after becoming an uploader; you will probably cock things right up and create a mess. Take it easy and ask in the forums if you get stuck and if your answer isn't covered here.
* Only upload 2 torrents at a time. Wait until they are well seeded by a few other people before you move onto more.
* Name your torrent and folder to be uploaded according the the guidelines.
* Please keep the scene crap to a minimum. By all means include the nfo with the upload, but don't copy and paste a screen full of indecipherable symbols and "shout-outs" into the torrent description.
* CDs given away free with magazines are allowed to be upped, but only if the audio is mixed and then '''only once the next months magazine edition is out''', ie once you can no longer purchase the magazine with the CD.
* 'Tape Packs' are only allowed to be upped '''once they are over two years of age''' (from the event date). No exceptions.

'''The following action can be taken if an admin feels someone is uploading against the spirit of these guidelines :'''

* Ban the individual torrent. You will not be allowed to upload the same mix again if this happens.
* Demote the member back to standard member status. This means you will lose your uploading rights and also resident status if you had attained it.
* Official Admin Warning for the member. Two of these and you are banned forever.
* Ban the member.

==Readers' Mixes Uploading Etiquette==

* The readers mixes section was created for members to get feedback on mixes they want to share.
* All torrents in this section are ratio free to encourage people to download and give feedback to the member.
* Don't upload more than 2 readers mixes a week, '''this forum is not your own'''.
* Don't upload readers mixes to increase your ratio, eg with a bunch of playlisted autofaded tracks with no care or thought. You should upload because you want to get some feedback and share your creation!
* Don't excessively bump/pimp your own mixes. Bumping one mix a few times is fine, but '''bumping your back catalogue in one go is not!'''
* Blatant use of Artist name in titles is unacceptable if an admin feels it's only done to trick people into downloading.
* Don't create a mix with just a new artist's album mixed in a different order than the official album; '''show the artist you are supposedly paying homage to some respect.'''

'''Please Note:'''
* Everyone started somewhere and we strongly encourage people to share mixes they have created so some of these wordings are intentionally left vague.
* The admin will make decisions on a case by case basis. If you don't agree with the decision that's fine but remember the rules, specifically: [[Rules|Do not defy the admins' expressed wishes]].
* If you feel someone is uploading against the spirit of the readers mix forum report [[Image:Error.png|Report Button]] the torrent stating why, and then please leave decisions to the admin team, ie no backseat moderation thank you!

'''To ensure every member gets fair exposure the following action can be taken if an admin feels someone is uploading against the spirit of this section :'''

* Move torrent to the studio promo/anything else forum therefore removing the ratio free aspect of the torrent.
* Ban the individual torrent. You will not be allowed to upload the same mix again if this happens.
* Demote the member back to standard member status. This means you will lose your uploading rights and also resident status if you had attained it.
* Official Admin Warning for the member. Two of these and you are banned forever.
* Ban the member.

==A State of Trance==

* The only duplicate [[MP3]] upload allowed is the [http://themixingbowl.org/browse.php?search=%22tmb+hq%22&anor=or TMB HQ] version.
** So, if a rip from another source is uploaded first, a 'TMB HQ' version can still be uploaded. If the 'TMB HQ' version is uploaded first, then that is the only version allowed.
* Strictly no discussions/comments about the merits of the rip quality in the torrent thread.
* Any derogatory comments towards the upload/uploader will be deleted without warning/notification and the poster will be punished.
* The only place we encourage discussion about the relative quality of ripping methods is in [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=56792&page=1 THIS one thread].

==Torrent Naming Guidelines==

Properly naming your torrent is very important. It makes the forum and torrent list much easier to view when there is a uniform list of names. So whilst naming of your files and folders is to some degree down to personal preference we are going to enforce the torrent naming guidelines.

The date must always be in the form YYYY-MM-DD, eg 2005-11-21 being the 21st of November 2005. Any other method can lead to confusion with the month and day.

Use a shortened version of the radio name where possible so that the titles fit the forum view. For Example:
EM = Essential Mix
BB = Breezeblock
AOO = Annie On One
ES = Essential Selection
BR = Blue Room
AM = Annie Mac
BTTB = Back To The Basics
KISS = Kiss 100
JP = John Peel / Peel Sessions
OW = One World
SS = Solid Steel
TR = The Residency

'''Radio Shows''' must be named %date%-%month%-%day% - %show title% - %artist%[ - %title][, %comment%]
For example:
2006-03-11 - EM - Pete Tong and Col Hamilton, Live at Lush Northern Ireland

'''Live sets''' must be named %artist% - %title% - %date%-%month%-%day%
For example:
Sander Kleinenberg - Live at Villa, Lima, Peru - 2006-02-22

'''Studio/Promo, Video and misc'''. Mixes must be named %artist% - %title%
For example:
Kutski - Back To The Oldskool

'''Readers mixes''' must be named %artist% - %title% (use your username as artist if you want people to remember what it was after downloading).
For example:
Wicked Lizard - Keep Prepared fo the Breaks Part II

For a '''megapack''' we either want the artist or radio show name followed by a usefull title.
For example:
Essential Mix - 2004 The Complete Year
Solid Steel 1999
DJ Yoda - Mixtape Collection

==Torrent Tagging Guidelines==

With the launch of TMBv2 the way in which torrents are named and categorised has changed dramatically. Titles, artists, categories and genres are all now specified separately which has greatly enhanced the filtering and searching functions of the site. This has in part been made possible by the development of a new "tagging" systems.

For more details on the new system please read the following guide and examples.

===Title===

The title should be a very brief description of the torrent. This can be the name of the radio show, event or witty name for your Readers Mix. The title should not contain any artists names or genres. All extra details about and upload should be included in the description.

====Good Titles====

Clublife - EP 92

BTTB - Back to the Basics

Essential Mix - Live from Glastonbury

====Bad Titles====

Essential Mix - Sasha - MP3

Should only be

Essential Mix

'''Sasha''' should be defined as an artist, '''MP3''' specified as the codec and '''Essential Mix''' tag selected.

And another example
Radio 1 Drum and Bass show with Fabio, Grooverider and High Contrast

Should be

Radio 1 Drum and Bass show

'''Fabio''', '''Grooverider''' and '''High Contrast''' should be specified as artists.

===Artists===

Artists should be entered as a comma separated list. The site has an autocomplete function which will guess as you type the artist you are entering from the artists already in our database.

High Contrast, Pendulum

The list of artists should '''not''' contain '''and''' or '''&''' unless they are part of the artists full name. Neither should they contain any special characters such as brackets '''()''', pipes '''|''' or dashes '''-'''.

The following are incorrect;

Sasha and Digweed

Cal Alex Vs Dreamgirl

and should be

Sasha, Digweed

Cal Alex, Dreamgirl

===Tags===

====Main Tags====

We have specified a set of tags as being "Main Tags" and every upload must have at least one of these selected. The purpose of main tags is to provide at least the most basic information about and upload, in most cases this is the source of the torrent.

Many of the popular radio shows are main tags, examples being the '''Essential Mix''', '''ASOT''' and '''Breezeblock'''. '''Other Radio''' is provided for radio shows for which there in no main tag. '''Live DJ Mix''' & '''Studio/Promo''' are self explanatory, as is '''Readers Mix'''. '''Vids''' is provided for video uploads and '''Other''' can be used when no other main tag is suitable.

It is perfectly acceptable to use more than one main tag for an upload, the combination below being an example if the Essential Mix was being broadcast live from and event.

Essential Mix, Live DJ Mix

====Other Tags====

Attributes of an upload can be specified by the inclusion of extra tags. Most commonly this will be the genre or style of a mix however tags can be extended to include any attribute. For example '''Ableton''' or '''Acid''' could be specified if either piece of software was used. An event name could also be used as a tag to allow users to find all torrents uploaded from that event, eg. '''Sonar''', '''Glastonbury''' or '''Warehouse Project'''.

====Examples====

Essential Mix, Live DJ Mix, Glastonbury, Breakbeat, Drum and Bass

Live DJ Mix, Electro, Warehouse Project

Other Radio, Trance, AH.fm

Readers Mix, Techno, Abelton

Vids, Interview, Instructional

Vids, Documentary, House, 1990s

===Codec===

Select the encoding of the recording, for videos you can specify "Other".

===Bitrate===

When MP3 and MP2 codecs are selected you are required to specify the bitrate of the recording. Valid values are between 1-1500 and Lame switches such as V0, V1, V2 & VBR. For all other codecs the bitrate is not required however it can be added where appropriate.

===Length===

Specify the length of the recording in minutes. If you don't know or can't determine the time please enter an estimate.

===Date===

Three fields are provided to specify the date of a torrent; day, month and year. In the event that you do not know the full date of the torrent provide as much information as you can. The most basic date information required for every torrent is the year.

===Description===

The description field allows you to add extra information about the torrent, such as tracklisings, programme synopsis and artwork. A good description can greatly enhance an upload and make it much more appealing to downloaders.

It is highly recommended that the tracklist for mixes are added to the description if known.

==How to attract more downloaders to your torrents==

* Name/Title your upload clearly & according to our guidelines.
* Provide a good description including your method of capture if you are uploading a radio show or live set.
* If you are uploading a CD learn how to rip with EAC and encode it correctly with the lame setting '-V 2 --vbr-new'.
* Include a tracklist if at all possible (you can often find them by searching google).
* Use sensible names for the folder and files to be uploaded.
* If possible include a .cue sheet.
* Seed it until there are a few other seeders.

==Common mistakes made by new uploaders==

* SHOUTING IN YOUR TITLES.
* @@>>!!??# or other useless characters in your title (aka ebay idiot syndrome).
* Useless folder title (always include the artist name, mix title and date if it is a radio show or live dj set).
* Useless info in the title, eg (OMG GREAT MIX!)
* Including your username in the title, filename or main file tags (comment tag is ok)
* CDs ripped with mediaplayer/itunes or other non gapless compliant applications.
* Uploading a single mp3 instead of uploading inside a clearly named folder.
* Uploading a mix then not seeding for a day (wait to upload if you can't seed for some time).
* If you have 2 parts put them in a folder and upload as one, DO NOT upload 2 separate torrents
* Forgetting to include the site .nfo file.
* Incorrect choice of category or genre.

'''Important:'''

* If you have made any of these mistakes and an admin notices it they will ban (remove) your torrent. If any other member thinks your torrent hasn't followed the uploading guidlines they can report [[Image:Rep.gif|Report Button]] it (which will bring it to the attention of the admin team). If you have already had uploads banned the admin may revoke your uploading privileges. It will be harder for you to regain your uploader status as you will have to demonstrate an understanding of the guidelines and a willingness to follow them.
* If you have made these mistakes on any of your uploads don't panic. You can edit your own torrent including any of the details, you can also delete your own torrent. You should only delete your torrent if it can't be edited for example when you didn't upload inside a folder or had a useless filename, in this case you will need to make the corrections and upload again. To edit or delete a torrent view the torrent details (not the forum topic) and click [Edit this torrent].
* If you see a torrent you feel isn't up to scratch you should report it using the link provided in the forum thread [[Image:Rep.gif|Report Button]]. You could tell the uploader in the thread if it is something easily fixable, like incorrect genre or category, but don't start any flaming with abusive comments!

TMBisms

2009-01-02T07:04:57Z

Nifty:

==A jaybeee==
To do a "jaybeee" is to be the first to post on a new page in an existing thread without referencing any previous post; so anyone who reads it doesn't know what the hell you are on about [http://www.themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=5417&page=100].

[[Image:Oh-noes-i-have-jaybeeeeed.gif]]

A [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/User:Jaybeee jaybeee], often amusingly misspelled Jaybee [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=18715&page=2#139775], is also a type of TMB admin.

==Android Name==
Real TMBers; the popular top notch in-crowd of bowlers, all have an android name which is secret and only they know about.
To get in with the cool kids you should PM your android name to [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/User:Nifty Nifty] so he can add it to the android name database. Within a week you will find whole new world of online popularity opening up to you.

To figure out your android name follow these steps carefully:

It's your full name, followed by your main credit or debit card number, followed by your full address, followed by the expiry date of the card, followed by the card type, followed by the security number on the signature strip and the issue number (switch cards only).

REMEMBER: Your android name only becomes valid once you have PMed it to [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/User:Nifty Nifty].

==Awwww, blee, just install iy nor==
Just one of the teachings imparted by our esteemed Commander-in-Chief, Coptang.

==irv'ing (or to irv)==
Synonymous to making something FUBAR (fucked up beyond all recognition) in the manner of the TMB admin by the same name. Also synonymous with "DWSR'ing" or "Clouseau'ing" as this entry ironically screwed up the alphabetical order of the TMB'ism wiki after DWSR added it. Both synonyms coined by kbatman. However, it should be noted that DWSR ''''claimed'''' he screwed up the entry on purpose, in order to give an example of what it is 'to irv'.

==irvinator or to be ''irv'inated''==
Is an agressive variation of irv'ing, whereby the irv'ing is intentionally done to a victim of choice by irv. It is usually manifested in the form of a funny change to ones avatart or custom title. Most notable victims include Hoozn and Hungryanteater.

[[Image:Irvinator.jpg‎|thumb|none|300px|The Irvinator]]

==Bid voyeurism==
To watch bids on e-bay with the intent to causing mental instability to the person selling the item being watched, bid voyeurs will try to encourage others to join in "the watch" and maybe even ask the seller random questions that are likely to incite "bay rage"[http://www.themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=43023]

==Drugs Are Bad, mmkay?==
Drugs are bad
[[Image:DSC00078.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Drugs Are Bad]]

==Fart in your mouth, slap some taint==
The greatest put-down in the history of the modern put-down. First recorded in tmb-irc circa 2006.

==Fucky you guy (aka ocoisa)==
fucky you...
I am a stupid motherfucker and my IP has been blocked.
I would love to stay and converse like a rational human being, but since I had a large penis inserted in my ear it has made it almost impossible for me to act in any other way than the plancton that I am

==Goosing==
An act of sexual aggression but with no harm intended. Practised by Rees and other no good student types!!!

==Hot Blocker==
Coined by irv.

Any ugly fucker that stands between you and a hotty on public transport (particularly the Tube), obscuring your view of said hotty and therefore ruining the only joy that public transport has to offer.

==Houston==
I am not from there.

=="I Wanna Upload" Muppet==
A person who wants to contribute to TMB by sharing stuff but clearly cannot read HUGE RED LETTERS. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=158 Look Here]

==Jump the shark, to==
According to cipater72, "jumping the shark" is "a reference to when something has become convoluted and a parody of itself, it loses sight of its former goals and becomes silly and meaningless. It comes from the programme Happy Days and was seen as a season too far when Fonzie jumped over a shark whilst water skiing". And dont even try to call this definition in question, because cipater72 is a resident who already donated to themixingbowl :)

==Libble==
An insignificant or nominal amount, particularly (but not necessarily) in reference to bittorrent sites, e.g. "What.cd and Waffles are neck-and-neck, more or less - give or take a Libble."

==Medal==
You get this TMB classic for incredibly l33t achievements like uploading 100GB (w00t??? respeeect maaan) or being a member for a year (its harder than you think thanks to the shiny red admin button). And if you should take it too seriously, check out the definition of [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/TMBisms#Whoopdy_Fucking_Do Whoopdy Fuckin Do] ;-)
[[Image:medal.jpg|thumb|none|200px|The Medal]]

==New Job==
Something apparently not only worth posting about on TMB in its own thread, but also worth telling people you know in real life after you've read somebody else got one. May also be accompanied by a news announcement on the main page. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=42275&page=1 Example]
[[Image:2wenty6ix.jpg|thumb|none|200px|New job announcement]]

==NSFW==
Acronym for "Not Safe For Work" but potentially means "Not suitable for anybody anywhere." If you are easily offended, in the presence of minors or using a publicly viewable computer you should not enter a forum thread marked NSFW. Expect to be offended at some point but mostly expect to see lovely human females in various states of undress. Always check links before clicking, unless you really want to find out about Tub Girl and Meatspin.

==Pella==
Accapella collection, most notably uploaded by Plugg

==Owl flirting==
A euphemism for "having an erection", e.g. "Don't mind the dog; one can only expect such a welcome when he's flirting with the owl as he is." - luvtub[http://www.themixingbowl.org/userdetails.php?id=511]

[[Image:Alanowl0dq.jpg|thumb|left|200px|No Wai!]][[Image:Hootvz7.jpg|none|thumb|208px|Mag!]]

==Spaceship==
[[Image:ShingoSpaceship.jpg]]

Misunderstood, misused and mis-interpreted. pentry hates it, irv loves it, sHiNgO never really explained himself.

==Taint==
Anatomical reference, specifically female human, a.k.a. perineum, chinrest : derived from "T'aint pussy, t'aint ass."

==The Random Thread a.k.a "Ouch"[http://tmb.dj/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=9691&page=1]==

"So, you can see that it's green, and it's not even a new one!"

==Tit Monday==
That special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of nork.

==Titso==
Phenomenally gifted [http://themixingbowl.org/browse.php?incldead=1&anor=or&search=essential&sort=added/ Trance] DJ with teh 1337 Fisher Price sk1llz. Nickname coined by Vital1c. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=29041&page=1#228616]
[[Image:Tiesto_turntables.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Titso showing off M4d sk1llz]]
[[Image:ravers.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Titso fans!]]

==Whoopdy Fucking Do==
while not originating on TMB, it has, courtesy of Snykch[http://themixingbowl.org/userdetails.php?id=2738], become a standard cynical and withering reply to self-fellating threads, e.g. "My 10th Post", "I've uploaded a megabyte!", "I'm 1 Year Old!!!" etc. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=6498&page=2#82361]

==#themixingbowl==

Habituated by the small number of TMB members who can figure out how to use IRC. Gay innuendo and Vito's tales of dog rape are the order of the day. #themixingbowl is a sanctuary for TMB's most bitter and twisted individuals. There is nothing better than after a long hard day of wanking at work to jump into #themixingbowl and enjoy a spit-roasting. Beware of the lurkers, chances are its your mum and she wont be happy about the naughty words you have been saying.

The best banter to be had when everyone is fucked up on Stella.

BTW, Rad hates M$ and we thank Mook for the endless enjoyment he provides by entertaining his rants.

==The Daddy==

When you haven't uploaded enough he comes to your house and shits on your settee. It takes weeks to get rid of the smell, not to mention his entourage of Tong-crazed pilled-up lunatics.
[[Image:coptang.jpg|thumb|none|300px|I can see your settee from here.......]]

==Widging (or to Widge)==
Losing ones job due to excessive use of the broadweb whilst at work, this includes 'Bowling, emailing and looking at too much (is there such a thing?) porn whilst you are supposed to be doing the job your frickin' paid to do!!!!

==Wiki==
A mythical place that exists only in legend. [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/]

==Camals camals==
'''Jesus Jesus never come near''' 
Jesus Jesus never come near 
Because I don't want you here 
Jesus Jesus never fear 
Really Jesus never fear 
 
'''Chorus''' 
Jesus Jesus good old 
Jesus I can say 
Jesus Jesus thank you for this lovely day 
 
camals camals

User:Nifty

2009-01-02T07:04:47Z

Nifty: New page: TMB admin[http://themixingbowl.org/user/view/Nifty/]. Sexual athlete, noted humorist, gifted music producer, lover of dubstep, breakcore, jungle, IDM, 60's psychedelia, krautrock, 80's noi...

TMB admin[http://themixingbowl.org/user/view/Nifty/]. Sexual athlete, noted humorist, gifted music producer, lover of dubstep, breakcore, jungle, IDM, 60's psychedelia, krautrock, 80's noise rock and some hip-hop.

Quite a nice guy in real life.

Also known as Pipecock and Dr.Arthur Speedboat.

He does not look anything like his avatar, he wishes he was that handsome.

[[Image:Aaaaaaaaaaagh01.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Nifty Pipecock]]

I dared my mate to swallow 2 kilo's of coke before boarding the plane at Bangkok.

He is now serving a triple life sentence in a shoe box where they repeatedly rape and beat him..

I mean... ! what are the chances of that !

Looking back, it was a very silly and irresponsible dare. I still laugh every time I see the sunlight.

File:Aaaaaaaaaaagh01.jpg

2009-01-02T06:50:57Z

Nifty:

File:Irvinator.jpg

2009-01-02T06:32:56Z

Nifty:

TMBisms

2008-04-07T23:38:17Z

Nifty: Added Houston

==A jaybeee==
To do a "jaybeee" is to be the first to post on a new page in an existing thread without referencing any previous post; so anyone who reads it doesn't know what the hell you are on about [http://www.themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=5417&page=100]. A [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/User:Jaybeee jaybeee], often amusingly misspelled Jaybee [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=18715&page=2#139775], is also a type of TMB admin.

==Awwww, blee, just install iy nor==
Just one of the teachings imparted by our esteemed Commander-in-Chief, Coptang.

==irv'ing (or to irv)==
Synonymous to making something FUBAR (fucked up beyond all recognition) in the manner of the TMB admin by the same name. Also synonymous with "DWSR'ing" or "Clouseau'ing" as this entry ironically screwed up the alphabetical order of the TMB'ism wiki after DWSR added it. Both synonyms coined by kbatman. However, it should be noted that DWSR ''''claimed'''' he screwed up the entry on purpose, in order to give an example of what it is 'to irv'.

==irvinator or to be ''irv'inated''==
Is an agressive variation of irv'ing, whereby the irv'ing is intentionally done to a victim of choice by irv. It is usually manifested in the form of a funny change to ones avatart or custom title. Most notable victims include Hoozn and Hungryanteater.

[[Image:http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9001/motivator1844021fy2na6.jpg|thumb|none|300px|The Irvinator]]

==Bid voyeurism==
To watch bids on e-bay with the intent to causing mental instability to the person selling the item being watched, bid voyeurs will try to encourage others to join in "the watch" and maybe even ask the seller random questions that are likely to incite "bay rage"[http://www.themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=43023]

==Drugs Are Bad, mmkay?==
Drugs are bad
[[Image:DSC00078.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Drugs Are Bad]]

==Fart in your mouth, slap some taint==
The greatest put-down in the history of the modern put-down. First recorded in tmb-irc circa 2006.

==Fucky you guy (aka ocoisa)==
fucky you...
I am a stupid motherfucker and my IP has been blocked.
I would love to stay and converse like a rational human being, but since I had a large penis inserted in my ear it has made it almost impossible for me to act in any other way than the plancton that I am

==Goosing==
An act of sexual aggression but with no harm intended. Practised by Rees and other no good student types!!!

==Hot Blocker==
Coined by irv.

Any ugly fucker that stands between you and a hotty on public transport (particularly the Tube), obscuring your view of said hotty and therefore ruining the only joy that public transport has to offer.

==Houston==
I am not from there.

==Jump the shark, to==
According to cipater72, "jumping the shark" is "a reference to when something has become convoluted and a parody of itself, it loses sight of its former goals and becomes silly and meaningless. It comes from the programme Happy Days and was seen as a season too far when Fonzie jumped over a shark whilst water skiing". And dont even try to call this definition in question, because cipater72 is a resident who already donated to themixingbowl :)

==Libble==
An insignificant or nominal amount, particularly (but not necessarily) in reference to bittorrent sites, e.g. "What.cd and Waffles are neck-and-neck, more or less - give or take a Libble."

==Medal==
You get this TMB classic for incredibly l33t achievements like uploading 100GB (w00t??? respeeect maaan) or being a member for a year (its harder than you think thanks to the shiny red admin button). And if you should take it too seriously, check out the definition of [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/TMBisms#Whoopdy_Fucking_Do Whoopdy Fuckin Do] ;-)
[[Image:medal.jpg|thumb|none|200px|The Medal]]

==New Job==
Something apparently not only worth posting about on TMB in its own thread, but also worth telling people you know in real life after you've read somebody else got one. May also be accompanied by a news announcement on the main page. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=42275&page=1 Example]
[[Image:2wenty6ix.jpg|thumb|none|200px|New job announcement]]

==NSFW==
Acronym for "Not Safe For Work" but potentially means "Not suitable for anybody anywhere." If you are easily offended, in the presence of minors or using a publicly viewable computer you should not enter a forum thread marked NSFW. Expect to be offended at some point but mostly expect to see lovely human females in various states of undress. Always check links before clicking, unless you really want to find out about Tub Girl and Meatspin.

==Pella==
Accapella collection, most notably uploaded by Plugg

==Owl flirting==
A euphemism for "having an erection", e.g. "Don't mind the dog; one can only expect such a welcome when he's flirting with the owl as he is." - luvtub[http://www.themixingbowl.org/userdetails.php?id=511]

[[Image:Alanowl0dq.jpg|thumb|left|200px|No Wai!]][[Image:Hootvz7.jpg|none|thumb|208px|Mag!]]

==Spaceship==
[[Image:ShingoSpaceship.jpg]]

Misunderstood, misused and mis-interpreted. pentry hates it, irv loves it, sHiNgO never really explained himself.

==Taint==
Anatomical reference, specifically female human, a.k.a. perineum, chinrest : derived from "T'aint pussy, t'aint ass."

==The Random Thread a.k.a "Ouch"[http://tmb.dj/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=9691&page=1]==

"So, you can see that it's green, and it's not even a new one!"

==Tit Monday==
That special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of nork.

==Titso==
Phenomenally gifted [http://themixingbowl.org/browse.php?incldead=1&anor=or&search=essential&sort=added/ Trance] DJ with teh 1337 Fisher Price sk1llz. Nickname coined by Vital1c. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=29041&page=1#228616]
[[Image:Tiesto_turntables.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Titso showing off M4d sk1llz]]
[[Image:ravers.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Titso fans!]]

=="I Wanna Upload" Muppet==
A person who wants to contribute to TMB by sharing stuff but clearly cannot read HUGE RED LETTERS. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=158 Look Here]

==Whoopdy Fucking Do==
while not originating on TMB, it has, courtesy of Snykch[http://themixingbowl.org/userdetails.php?id=2738], become a standard cynical and withering reply to self-fellating threads, e.g. "My 10th Post", "I've uploaded a megabyte!", "I'm 1 Year Old!!!" etc. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=6498&page=2#82361]

==#themixingbowl==

Habituated by the small number of TMB members who can figure out how to use IRC. Gay innuendo and Vito's tales of dog rape are the order of the day. #themixingbowl is a sanctuary for TMB's most bitter and twisted individuals. There is nothing better than after a long hard day of wanking at work to jump into #themixingbowl and enjoy a spit-roasting. Beware of the lurkers, chances are its your mum and she wont be happy about the naughty words you have been saying.

The best banter to be had when everyone is fucked up on Stella.

BTW, Rad hates M$ and we thank Mook for the endless enjoyment he provides by entertaining his rants.

==The Daddy==

When you haven't uploaded enough he comes to your house and shits on your settee. It takes weeks to get rid of the smell, not to mention his entourage of Tong-crazed pilled-up lunatics.
[[Image:coptang.jpg|thumb|none|300px|I can see your settee from here.......]]

==Widging (or to Widge)==
Losing ones job due to excessive use of the broadweb whilst at work, this includes 'Bowling, emailing and looking at too much (is there such a thing?) porn whilst you are supposed to be doing the job your frickin' paid to do!!!!

==Wiki==
A mythical place that exists only in legend. [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/]

TMBisms

2008-02-21T21:06:57Z

Nifty: /* Spaceship */

==A jaybeee==
To do a "jaybeee" is to be the first to post on a new page in an existing thread without referencing any previous post; so anyone who reads it doesn't know what the hell you are on about [http://www.themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=5417&page=100]. A [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/User:Jaybeee jaybeee], often amusingly misspelled Jaybee [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=18715&page=2#139775], is also a type of TMB admin.

==Awwww, blee, just install iy nor==
Just one of the teachings imparted by our esteemed Commander-in-Chief, Coptang.

==irv'ing (or to irv)==
Synonymous to making something FUBAR (fucked up beyond all recognition) in the manner of the TMB admin by the same name. Also synonymous with "DWSR'ing" or "Clouseau'ing" as this entry ironically screwed up the alphabetical order of the TMB'ism wiki after DWSR added it. Both synonyms coined by kbatman. However, it should be noted that DWSR ''''claimed'''' he screwed up the entry on purpose, in order to give an example of what it is 'to irv'.

==Bid voyeurism==
To watch bids on e-bay with the intent to causing mental instability to the person selling the item being watched, bid voyeurs will try to encourage others to join in "the watch" and maybe even ask the seller random questions that are likely to incite "bay rage"[http://www.themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=43023]

==Drugs Are Bad, mmkay?==
Drugs are bad
[[Image:DSC00078.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Drugs Are Bad]]

==Fart in your mouth, slap some taint==
The greatest put-down in the history of the modern put-down. First recorded in tmb-irc circa 2006.

==Fucky you guy (aka ocoisa)==
fucky you...
I am a stupid motherfucker and my IP has been blocked.
I would love to stay and converse like a rational human being, but since I had a large penis inserted in my ear it has made it almost impossible for me to act in any other way than the plancton that I am

==Goosing==
An act of sexual aggression but with no harm intended. Practised by Rees and other no good student types!!!

==Hot Blocker==
Coined by irv.

Any ugly fucker that stands between you and a hotty on public transport (particularly the Tube), obsuring your view of said hotty and therefore ruining the only joy that public transport has to offer.

==Jump the shark, to==
According to cipater72, "jumping the shark" is "a reference to when something has become convoluted and a parody of itself, it loses sight of its former goals and becomes silly and meaningless. It comes from the programme Happy Days and was seen as a season too far when Fonzie jumped over a shark whilst water skiing". And dont even try to call this definition in question, because cipater72 is a resident who already donated to themixingbowl :)

==Libble==
An insignificant or nominal amount, particularly (but not necessarily) in reference to bittorrent sites, e.g. "What.cd and Waffles are neck-and-neck, more or less - give or take a Libble."

==Medal==
You get this TMB classic for incredibly l33t achievements like uploading 100GB (w00t??? respeeect maaan) or being a member for a year (its harder than you think thanks to the shiny red admin button). And if you should take it too seriously, check out the definition of [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/TMBisms#Whoopdy_Fucking_Do Whoopdy Fuckin Do] ;-)
[[Image:medal.jpg|thumb|none|200px|The Medal]]

==New Job==
Something apparently not only worth posting about on TMB in its own thread, but also worth telling people you know in real life after you've read somebody else got one. May also be accompanied by a news announcement on the main page. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=42275&page=1 Example]
[[Image:2wenty6ix.jpg|thumb|none|200px|New job announcement]]

==NSFW==
Acronym for "Not Safe For Work" but potentially means "Not suitable for anybody anywhere." If you are easily offended, in the presence of minors or using a publicly viewable computer you should not enter a forum thread marked NSFW. Expect to be offended at some point but mostly expect to see lovely human females in various states of undress. Always check links before clicking, unless you really want to find out about Tub Girl and Meatspin.

==Pella==
Accapella collection, most notably uploaded by Plugg

==Owl flirting==
A euphemism for "having an erection", e.g. "Don't mind the dog; one can only expect such a welcome when he's flirting with the owl as he is." - luvtub[http://www.themixingbowl.org/userdetails.php?id=511]

[[Image:Alanowl0dq.jpg|thumb|left|200px|No Wai!]][[Image:Hootvz7.jpg|none|thumb|208px|Mag!]]

==Spaceship==
[[Image:ShingoSpaceship.jpg]]

Misunderstood, misused and mis-interpreted. pentry hates it, irv loves it, sHiNgO never really explained himself.

==Taint==
Anatomical reference, specifically female human, a.k.a. perineum, chinrest : derived from "T'aint pussy, t'aint ass."

==The Random Thread a.k.a "Ouch"[http://tmb.dj/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=9691&page=1]==

"So, you can see that it's green, and it's not even a new one!"

==Tit Monday==
That special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of nork.

==Titso==
Phenomenally gifted [http://themixingbowl.org/browse.php?incldead=1&anor=or&search=essential&sort=added/ Trance] DJ with teh 1337 Fisher Price sk1llz. Nickname coined by Vital1c. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=29041&page=1#228616]
[[Image:Tiesto_turntables.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Titso showing off M4d sk1llz]]
[[Image:ravers.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Titso fans!]]

=="I Wanna Upload" Muppet==
A person who wants to contribute to TMB by sharing stuff but clearly cannot read HUGE RED LETTERS. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=158 Look Here]

==Whoopdy Fucking Do==
while not originating on TMB, it has, courtesy of Snykch[http://themixingbowl.org/userdetails.php?id=2738], become a standard cynical and withering reply to self-fellating threads, e.g. "My 10th Post", "I've uploaded a megabyte!", "I'm 1 Year Old!!!" etc. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=6498&page=2#82361]

==#themixingbowl==

Habituated by the small number of TMB members who can figure out how to use IRC. Gay innuendo and wozz's mum jokes are the order of the day. #themixingbowl is a sanctuary for TMB's most bitter and twisted individuals. There is nothing better than after a long hard day of wanking at work to jump into #themixingbowl and enjoy a spit-roasting. Beware of the lurkers, chances are its your mum and she wont be happy about the naughty words you have been saying.

The best banter to be had when everyone is fucked up on Stella.

BTW, Rad hates M$ and we thank Mook for the endless enjoyment he provides by entertaining his rants.

==The Daddy==

When you haven't uploaded enough he comes to your house and shits on your settee. It takes weeks to get rid of the smell, not to mention his entourage of Tong-crazed pilled-up lunatics.
[[Image:coptang.jpg|thumb|none|300px|I can see your settee from here.......]]

==Widging (or to Widge)==
Losing ones job due to excessive use of the broadweb whilst at work, this includes 'Bowling, emailing and looking at too much (is there such a thing?) porn whilst you are supposed to be doing the job your frickin' paid to do!!!!

==Wiki==
A mythical place that exists only in legend. [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/]

Breezeblock

2007-10-14T12:38:59Z

Nifty:

{{Infobox Radio Show|name=Breezeblock
|genre=Electronica, Experimental
|host=Mary Anne Hobs
|time=Wed 02:00-04:00
|station=BBC Radio 1
|country=UK
|url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/maryannehobbs/}}

'''The Breezeblock''' is broadcast on BBC Radio 1 in the UK, every Wednesday morning from 2am to 4am (GMT). The Breezeblock is presented by [[Mary Anne Hobbs]].

==External Links==

[http://www.geocities.com/swampmaster000/breezeblock.html Swamp Breezeblock Tracklisting Archive]

Breezeblock

2007-10-14T12:38:22Z

Nifty: Radio 1 schedule change

{{Infobox Radio Show|name=Breezeblock
|genre=Electronica, Experimental
|host=Mary Anne Hobs
|time=Tue 01:00-03:00
|station=BBC Radio 1
|country=UK
|url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/maryannehobbs/}}

'''The Breezeblock''' is broadcast on BBC Radio 1 in the UK, every Wednesday morning from 2am to 4am (GMT). The Breezeblock is presented by [[Mary Anne Hobbs]].

==External Links==

[http://www.geocities.com/swampmaster000/breezeblock.html Swamp Breezeblock Tracklisting Archive]

TMBisms

2007-03-01T03:29:59Z

Nifty:

*'''''A Jaybeee''''' - To do a "jaybeee" is to be the first post on a new page, without referencing any previous post, so anyone who reads it doesn't know what the hell you are on about[http://www.themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=5417&page=100]. A jaybeee, often amusingly misspelled Jaybee, is also a type of TMB admin.[http://www.themixingbowl.org/userdetails.php?id=1562]

*'''''Bid voyeurism''''' - To watch bids on e-bay with the intent to causing mental instability to the person selling the item being watched, bid voyeurs will try to encourage others to join in "the watch" and maybe even ask the seller random questions that are likely to incite "bay rage"[http://www.themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=43023]

*'''''Fart in your mouth, slap some taint''''' - The greatest put-down in the history of the modern put-down. First recorded in tmb-irc circa 2006.

*'''''Goosing''''' - An act of sexual aggression but with no harm intended. Practised by Rees and other no good student types!!!

*'''''NSFW''''' - Acronym for "Not Safe For Work" but potentially means "Not suitable for anybody anywhere." If you are easily offended, in the presence of minors or using a publicly viewable computer you should not enter a forum thread marked NSFW. Expect to be offended at some point but mostly expect to see lovely human females in various states of undress. Always check links before clicking, unless you really want to find out about Tub Girl and Meatspin.

*'''''Owl flirting''''' - A euphemism for "having an erection", e.g. "Don't mind the dog; one can only expect such a welcome when he's flirting with the owl as he is." - Luvtub[http://www.themixingbowl.org/userdetails.php?id=511]

[[Image:Alanowl0dq.jpg|thumb|none|200px|No Wai!]]

*'''''Taint''''' - Anatomical reference, specifically female human, a.k.a. perineum, chinrest : derived from "T'aint pussy, t'aint ass."
*'''''Titso''''' - Phenomenally gifted [http://themixingbowl.org/browse.php?incldead=1&anor=or&search=essential&sort=added/ Trance] DJ with teh 1337 Fisher Price sk1llz.
[[Image:Tiesto_turntables.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Titso showing off M4d sk1llz]]
[[Image:ravers.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Titso fans!]]

*'''''Whoopdy Fucking Do''''' - while not originating on TMB, it has, courtesy of Snykch[http://themixingbowl.org/userdetails.php?id=2738], become a standard cynical and withering reply to self-fellating threads, e.g. "My 10th Post", "I've uploaded a megabyte!", "I'm 1 Year Old!!!" etc. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=6498&page=2#82361]

*'''''Wiki''''' - A mythical place that exists only in legend. [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/]

TMBisms

2007-03-01T03:11:19Z

Nifty:

*'''''A Jaybeee''''' - To do a "jaybeee" is to be the first post on a new page, without referencing any previous post, so anyone who reads it doesn't know what the hell you are on about[http://www.themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=5417&page=100]. A jaybeee, often amusingly misspelled Jaybee, is also a type of TMB admin.[http://www.themixingbowl.org/userdetails.php?id=1562]

*'''''Bid voyeurism''''' - To watch bids on e-bay with the intent to causing mental instability to the person selling the item being watched, bid voyeurs will try to encourage others to join in "the watch" and maybe even ask the seller random questions that are likely to incite "bay rage"[http://www.themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=43023]

*'''''Fart in your mouth, slap some taint''''' - The greatest put-down in the history of the modern put-down. First recorded in tmb-irc circa 2006.

*'''''Goosing''''' - An act of sexual aggression but with no harm intended. Practised by Rees and other no good student types!!!

*'''''NSFW''''' - Acronym for "Not Safe For Work" but potentially means "Not suitable for anybody anywhere." If you are easily offended, in the presence of minors or using a publicly viewable computer you should not enter a forum thread marked NSFW. Expect to be offended at some point but mostly expect to see lovely human females in various states of undress. Always check links before clicking, unless you really want to find out about Tub Girl and Meatspin.

*'''''Owl flirting''''' - A euphemism for "having an erection", e.g. "Don't mind the dog; one can only expect such a welcome when he's flirting with the owl as he is." - Luvtub[http://www.themixingbowl.org/userdetails.php?id=511]

[[Image:Alanowl0dq.jpg|thumb|none|200px|No Wai!]]

*'''''Titso''''' - Phenomenally gifted [http://themixingbowl.org/browse.php?incldead=1&anor=or&search=essential&sort=added/ Trance] DJ with teh 1337 Fisher Price sk1llz.
[[Image:Tiesto_turntables.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Titso showing off M4d sk1llz]]
[[Image:ravers.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Titso fans!]]

*'''''Whoopdy Fucking Do''''' - while not originating on TMB, it has, courtesy of Snykch[http://themixingbowl.org/userdetails.php?id=2738], become a standard cynical and withering reply to self-fellating threads, e.g. "My 10th Post", "I've uploaded a megabyte!", "I'm 1 Year Old!!!" etc. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=6498&page=2#82361]

*'''''Wiki''''' - A mythical place that exists only in legend. [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/]

TMBisms

2007-02-28T20:28:18Z

Nifty:

*'''''A Jaybeee''''' - To do a "jaybeee" is to be the first post on a new page, without referencing any previous post, so anyone who reads it doesn't know what the hell you are on about[http://www.themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=5417&page=100]. A jaybeee, often amusingly misspelled Jaybee, is also a type of TMB admin.[http://www.themixingbowl.org/userdetails.php?id=1562]

*'''''Bid voyeurism''''' - To watch bids on e-bay with the intent to causing mental instability to the person selling the item being watched, bid voyeurs will try to encourage others to join in "the watch" and maybe even ask the seller random questions that are likely to en-site "bay rage"[http://www.themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=43023]

*'''''Goosing''''' - An act of sexual aggression but with no harm intended. Practised by Rees and other no good student types!!!

*'''''Owl flirting''''' - A euphemism for "having an erection", e.g. "Don't mind the dog; one can only expect such a welcome when he's flirting with the owl as he is." - Luvtub[http://www.themixingbowl.org/userdetails.php?id=511]

[[Image:Alanowl0dq.jpg|thumb|none|200px|No Wai!]]

*'''''Titso''''' - Phenomenally gifted [http://themixingbowl.org/browse.php?incldead=1&anor=or&search=essential&sort=added/ Trance] DJ with teh 1337 Fisher Price sk1llz.
[[Image:Tiesto_turntables.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Titso showing off M4d sk1llz]]
[[Image:ravers.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Titso fans!]]

*'''''Wiki''''' - A mythical place that exists only in legend. [http://wiki.themixingbowl.org/]

*'''''Fart in your mouth, slap some taint''''' - The greatest put-down in the history of the modern put-down. First recorded in tmb-irc circa 2006.

*'''''Whoopdy Fucking Do''''' - while not originating on TMB, it has, courtesy of Snykch[http://themixingbowl.org/userdetails.php?id=2738], become a standard cynical and withering reply to self-fellating threads, e.g. "My 10th Post", "I've uploaded a megabyte!", "I'm 1 Year Old!!!" etc. [http://themixingbowl.org/topics.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=6498&page=2#82361]

*'''''NSFW''''' - Acronym for "Not Safe For Work" but potentially means "Not suitable for anybody anywhere." If you are easily offended, in the presence of minors or using a publicly viewable computer you should not enter a forum thread marked NSFW. Expect to be offended at some point but mostly expect to see lovely human females in various states of undress.