TMBisms

A jaybeee

To do a "jaybeee" is to be the first to post on a new page in an existing thread without referencing any previous post; so anyone who reads it doesn't know what the hell you are on about [1]. A jaybeee, often amusingly misspelled Jaybee [2], is also a type of TMB admin.

Bid voyeurism

To watch bids on e-bay with the intent to causing mental instability to the person selling the item being watched, bid voyeurs will try to encourage others to join in "the watch" and maybe even ask the seller random questions that are likely to incite "bay rage"[3]

Fart in your mouth, slap some taint

The greatest put-down in the history of the modern put-down. First recorded in tmb-irc circa 2006.

Goosing

An act of sexual aggression but with no harm intended. Practised by Rees and other no good student types!!!

New Job

Something apparently not only worth posting about on TMB in its own thread, but also worth telling people you know in real life after you've read somebody else got one. May also be accompanied by a news announcement on the main page. Example

New job announcement

NSFW

Acronym for "Not Safe For Work" but potentially means "Not suitable for anybody anywhere." If you are easily offended, in the presence of minors or using a publicly viewable computer you should not enter a forum thread marked NSFW. Expect to be offended at some point but mostly expect to see lovely human females in various states of undress. Always check links before clicking, unless you really want to find out about Tub Girl and Meatspin.

Pella

Accapella collection, most notably uploaded by Plugg

Owl flirting

A euphemism for "having an erection", e.g. "Don't mind the dog; one can only expect such a welcome when he's flirting with the owl as he is." - Luvtub[4]

No Wai!

Taint

Anatomical reference, specifically female human, a.k.a. perineum, chinrest : derived from "T'aint pussy, t'aint ass."

This Guy

Drugs are bad!

Drugs Are Bad

Tit Monday

That special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of nork.

Titso

Phenomenally gifted Trance DJ with teh 1337 Fisher Price sk1llz. Nickname coined by Vital1c. Evidence

Titso showing off M4d sk1llz

Titso fans!

"I Wanna Upload" Muppet

A person who wants to contribute to TMB by sharing stuff but clearly cannot read HUGE RED LETTERS. Look Here

Whoopdy Fucking Do

while not originating on TMB, it has, courtesy of Snykch[5], become a standard cynical and withering reply to self-fellating threads, e.g. "My 10th Post", "I've uploaded a megabyte!", "I'm 1 Year Old!!!" etc. [6]

Wiki

A mythical place that exists only in legend. [7]