TMBisms
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A jaybeee
To do a "jaybeee" is to be the first to post on a new page in an existing thread without referencing any previous post; so anyone who reads it doesn't know what the hell you are on about [1]. A jaybeee, often amusingly misspelled Jaybee [2], is also a type of TMB admin.
Bid voyeurism
To watch bids on e-bay with the intent to causing mental instability to the person selling the item being watched, bid voyeurs will try to encourage others to join in "the watch" and maybe even ask the seller random questions that are likely to incite "bay rage"[3]
Drugs Are Bad, mmkay?
Drugs are bad
Fart in your mouth, slap some taint
The greatest put-down in the history of the modern put-down. First recorded in tmb-irc circa 2006.
Goosing
An act of sexual aggression but with no harm intended. Practised by Rees and other no good student types!!!
New Job
Something apparently not only worth posting about on TMB in its own thread, but also worth telling people you know in real life after you've read somebody else got one. May also be accompanied by a news announcement on the main page. Example
NSFW
Acronym for "Not Safe For Work" but potentially means "Not suitable for anybody anywhere." If you are easily offended, in the presence of minors or using a publicly viewable computer you should not enter a forum thread marked NSFW. Expect to be offended at some point but mostly expect to see lovely human females in various states of undress. Always check links before clicking, unless you really want to find out about Tub Girl and Meatspin.
Pella
Accapella collection, most notably uploaded by Plugg
Owl flirting
A euphemism for "having an erection", e.g. "Don't mind the dog; one can only expect such a welcome when he's flirting with the owl as he is." - Luvtub[4]
Taint
Anatomical reference, specifically female human, a.k.a. perineum, chinrest : derived from "T'aint pussy, t'aint ass."
The Random Thread
"So, you can see that it's green, and it's not even a new one!"
Tit Monday
That special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of nork.
Titso
Phenomenally gifted Trance DJ with teh 1337 Fisher Price sk1llz. Nickname coined by Vital1c. Evidence
"I Wanna Upload" Muppet
A person who wants to contribute to TMB by sharing stuff but clearly cannot read HUGE RED LETTERS. Look Here
Whoopdy Fucking Do
while not originating on TMB, it has, courtesy of Snykch[5], become a standard cynical and withering reply to self-fellating threads, e.g. "My 10th Post", "I've uploaded a megabyte!", "I'm 1 Year Old!!!" etc. [6]
#themixingbowl
Habituated by the small number of TMB members who can figure out how to use IRC. Gay inuendo and wozz'es mum jokes are the order of the day. #themixingbowl is a sanctuary for TMB's most bitter and twisted individuals. There is nothing better than after a long hard day of wanking at work to jump into #themixingbowl and enjoy a spit-roasting. Beware of the lurkers, chances are its your mum and she wont be happy about the naughty words you have been saying.
The best banter to be had when everyone is fucked up on Stella.
BTW, Rad hates M$ and we thank Mook for the endless enjoyment he provides by entertaining his rants. Hoonz, your banned.
Wiki
A mythical place that exists only in legend. [7]
