TMBisms

A Jaybeee - To do a "Jaybeee" is to be the first post on a new thread, without referencing any previous post, so anyone who reads it doesn't know what the hell you are on about[1]. A Jaybeee is also a type of TMB admin.[2]

Bid voyeurism - To watch bids on e-bay with the intent to causing mental instability to the person selling the item being watched, bid voyeurs will try to encourage others to join in "the watch" and maybe even ask the seller random questions that are likely to en-site "bay rage"[3]

Owl flirting - A euphemism for "having an erection", e.g. "Don't mind the dog; one can only expect such a welcome when he's flirting with the owl as he is." - Luvtub[4]

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The Wiki - A mythical place that exists only in legend. [5]